The sight of this product reminded me of my Mom’s ole skool Borghese Fango- Mom’s grand, ole, green glop that left her eternally crack free.
Bwahaha! Bring forth this sorcery to me.
But seriously how good could something that costs $10 be, right?
So when my friend paid a visit to my home with homage of Jeffree Star Cosmetics and Health & Beauty Aztec Secret Indian Healing Clay, I acknowledge the little Tasmanian Diabla’s act to make amends for an entire day of whirlwinds, houses and tornados. I give her a sheepish grin and got out the cider vinegar.
Before long we’re pouring and mixing in my pristine, white, bathroom, then laying in front of the AC slathered in clay.
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As the clay begins to dry you feel a few snags and slight tug here and there. Then bam! Everything- everything is pulled with a jolt, as if the Napa Valley, healing spirits in the clay are determined to defy gravity once and for all.
I was even accused of looking extra Asian. That’s really something to think about if you consider that I’m not Asian. The Tasmanina diabla– her face was tight. So tight, she looked like a third-grader having her hair braided, on the morning after mom receives a lice infestation notice from school.
There you have it. It’s healing clay. So it does what it says.
In fact it does it so well that it stripped the tans right of our skin, leaving us moon faced w/ bronze bodies in July. Jaja!
But don’t fret. This is a good thing if you really consider it. One use was enough to strip all the dead skin cells (Afterall, that’s what a tan is-unhealthy skin.) off of our faces. Meaning that this ain’t you’re ordinary mud. It’s a potent salve with exponential exfoliate properties. Yes, my face was white in comparison to the rest of my body, but it was also visibly brighter and lightened my dark sports.
Miss Tasmania, herself, said: it cleaned out her pores. When I sat in the makeup chair the next day, the makeup artist said: my skin was like baby soft and perfect. For someone who will read, re-read, and read again, and again this review prior to posting it; I’d more than gladly spend 10-bucks on that during the winter.
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